For Dads with Daughters

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  1. knedrgr

    knedrgr Low capacity, low tech... Moderator

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    I found this and thought it was pretty funny.

    From "The Fraternal Order of United States Marines."

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    Y.Σ.M.X non profit LLC, will provide support to active and transitioning Marines and their families. This will be accomplished through intellectual guidance, promotion of both physical and mental health, and financial assistance in areas not currently supported and/or fully covered by existing organizations.
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  2. Trent

    Trent Site Founder Staff Member Admin Forum Supporter

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    Those get better every time I read them.

    The MW2 pics of Soap and Ghost is GREAT!
  3. Kazan

    Kazan FUBAR

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    This is on my daughters door
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  4. limbkiller

    limbkiller Enjoying Life!

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    I had 3 sons and now have 3 grandsons so I feel for you guys with daughters. :nod:
  5. Kazan

    Kazan FUBAR

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    Think I may have to order one of these

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    This thread delivers. :lol:

    My daughter turned 6 today.

    To Rule 9, I amend:


    Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a Chinese meat cleaver, and even trained dogs will not find the pieces. Do not trifle with me.


    So much truth. :frusty:
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  7. dirty barrel

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    I have 3 beautiful little girls at home. 10, 8, 4. I also have 1 little man who is 5 years old. I hate thinking about my girls dating and boys, I can only hope and pray that I give them enough love and attention so they don't look for it elsewhere and in the wrong form.

    Being a dad of girls is the hardest thing in the world.
  8. JMYoung

    JMYoung New Member

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    Hell Yes! My daughter just hit 16 months. I realize I have plenty of time until I allow her to start dating at 25, but it doesn't seem long enough. In the mean time, preliminary hand-to-hand combat instruction will commence at 0730 tomorrow morning...or whenever Honey Badger decides she is done with her milk and cereal.
  9. deadguy

    deadguy In a straight jacket Forum Supporter

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    7 and 2.5 year old here. Men have gotten the death penalty for less than what could happen if my girls are hurt.
  10. cdunn

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    5 and 2 here
  11. EdS

    EdS Member

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    Ha.. mine is a freshman in highschool... and the boys are all low trouser wear douche bags. I'm rural... lotta cornfields... lotta good friends who agree.
  12. Pyrenean

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    You poor souls. You have no idea what awaits you.
    My daughter is nearly 21 and is a senior in college - the local university where I teach. I take all potential suitors shooting. I shoot big holes in the head of a B-27 at 25 yards while using the quirky laugh I developed when I in the Air Force in the early 70s. Those who pass the range trip then have to take me for a class. *Buwahahaha*
  13. rukwikenuf

    rukwikenuf Member

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    i'm a proud daddy of THREE little girls. 5, 3 and 4months. i promise, i will bring down heaven and hell if i thought one of my girls were in trouble. i do not envy the stupid guy that comes to pick up my oldest. it'll only be the first time for each boyfriend because i don't think it'll take much more than once
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    I am the proud dad of three boys, 19, 18, 15. I am also proud to announce my wife is pregnant...with a daughter! Thank you for this thread...my greatest anxieties are yet to come, I am sure. These rules will sure help!

    Jay
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    Bender NRA Life Member Forum Supporter

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    Awesome,......congrats jcp'! :whoo:
  16. knedrgr

    knedrgr Low capacity, low tech... Moderator

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    Congrats on the great news!
  17. too_pure

    too_pure Employed

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    My daughter turned 3 last month, and is the youngest of three with two older brothers. No matter how old she is she'll always be my baby girl.

    I like this one I heard somewhere:

    This is my only baby girl I'm letting you take out, and if you do anything to hurt her, I'm not afraid to go back to prison.
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    Yeah, my fear of going to jail is less than my fear of losing my baby girl. (she's 2 now.)

    deadite
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  19. Samcro

    Samcro US Army Retired 1911 Forum Supporter

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    6 & 14 yrs old girls Yep I still take the "Boyfriends out back and Shoot 3 shots in one Hole then tell them "Now How fast can ya run" !
  20. Outlaw450

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    I gotta 4yr old little girl and another on the way. Last week we went to a LGS and as I'm asking if they have an LCR357 in stock she says " mommy says you like guns cause someday I'll have a boyfriend" I say" mommy's right".

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